EEEWWWWWWWW

so

today i was standing in the bus right, minding my own business, on my way to uni in the morning......lookin at the preety view outside the window.

THEN SUDDENLY

i feel a poke in my butt.......im like" WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT " in my head

and i loooked down and noticed a knee.

i was like" oh mannnnnnnnnnnn grossoooooooo" "the person is prob thinking "eew grosso my knee poked a random butt"

then i thought " oh man, the person is prob way embarrased as me" " UNLESSSSS IT WAS SOME SEEDY SICKO OLD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " THINKING.... oh yeh man, how awesome, my knee poked a chiks butt"

then i freaked outtttttttttttt

and then reminded myself that i didnt know if it was a chik of doode.

so i rather obliviousley....cracked a looked to my side....."

FREAKKKK ITS A DOODE..AN OLD DOODE. GROSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

YEH was preety much sick in the bus all the way to my stop. neva been so uncomfortable in my LIFEEEEEEEEEE

what a crap start to the day....